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NEW: ‘Jersey Shore’ GIF Recap

T. Kyle MacMahon — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 19:45:28 +0000

Party’s here! Season 5 of Jersey Shore kicked off last night, and the cast is back to their old antics. Let’s go over some of the most outrageous moments from last night’s episode.

The premiere begins with the cast discussing what the summer’s roommate situation will be. Snooki announces to the cast that since she peed in her bed last year, she should get the same bed. No one argues with her.

Describing her love of pickles as an “overwhelming feeling that she cannot explain,” Snooki wastes no time and heads straight to the fridge.

Pauly D is worried that he is becoming as white as his teeth, so what is the first thing he must do? GTL of course.

After a GTL run and a visit to the barber shop, “Vinny’s a juicehead!”.

The crew returns from a night out and Deena is not too happy that Pauly D is flirting with Snooki’s friend Ryder.

This was just… awkward.

“Got your metrocard? Why, so everybody can ‘Ryder’ just like a bus route?”

Guido Bingo: noun, Origin: Jersey Shore Season 5

1. A game in which players sleep with the male cast of Jersey Shore. The winner being the first person to bed Vinny, Pauly D, Mike, and Ronnie. ex: Ryder has not won Guido Bingo because she has not slept with Ronnie.

Check out more Jersey Shore GIFs at the RealityTVGIFs Tumblr Blog!

Hungry for Meatballs? Need an Italian Holiday? "Jersey Shore" Premieres Tonight! Viva Italia!

John Polly — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 15:42:43 +0000

These eager art-lovers really want to be first in line to view “David” at the Accademia Galleries.

A summer holiday to visit old Italy is a rite of passage for many an American. You don’t even have to be Italian to appreciate the masterpieces of Florence with its Duomo, the Uffizi galleries, Michelangelo’s David, the rustic beauty of the ancient houses perched on the Ponte Vecchio over the Arno… And Snooki’s poof.

Yup. Jersey Shore Season 4 premieres tonight. Expect a car wreck (literally, Snooki runs into an Italian cop car) and just the usual train wreck that comes with you mix Ronnie, Sammi, J-WOWW, Pauly D, Vinny, The Situation and the rest with a few drinks and the world at large.

Watch the extended trailer. It’s like being stuck on a bus tour with the worst/best fellow travelers you can imagine.

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OK. Now please go watch A Room with a View, for a decidedly more romantic/prissy-fabulous take on a visit to Florence. (Maggie Smith = Snooki; and Judi Dench = J-WOWW.) Of course, both ARWAV & Jersey Shore feature short precocious heroines, fights, overwrought costuming, gossiping travelers, slutty make-out sessions and wet nudity, so it’s a win-win either way. Merchant Ivory, MTV – same difference!

They’re, like… Totally the same, right?

And get more “Jersey Shore invades Italy” dish, photos & video over at MTV.com.

Terry Richardson Shoots the Jersey Shore Cast! Dirty! Sexy? Fist-Pump Worthy?

John Polly — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:53:23 +0000

Terry Richardson got into The Situation… Would you???

Tonight — as you may have heard — Jersey Shore returns to MTV. And to celebrate, fashion/perv photographer Terry Richardson hung out with the cast to get a truckload of fun, messy, twisted, fabulous photos! Check Terry’s blog for all the good stuff.

And then just let your mind reel about what really went on in between these shots. Then watch tonight. Or just go tanning instead.

Here’s to you, bitches!

Vinny gets some air-time.

WHAT ozone layer?????

Get more Jersey Shore than you could possibly need or want at MTV.com.