Taylor Swift Having Affair, Hooking Up With Schwarzenegger

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Getting at it.

OMG guys, Taylor Swift and her man Conor Kennedy, who are like totally madly in love, may never ever ever be getting back together because Taylor is a TOTAL bitch and cheated on him with his cousin, Patrick Schwarzenegger. He should SO write a song about what a hoe she is.

It’s Wacky Weekly Wednesday.

Star, as always, is the basis for this week’s ridiculous and ludicrous story about how Taylor was “making out with Patrick all night” at a family party Conor was present at. Because that seems like something she would do.

“Taylor and Patrick weren’t kissing out in the open, but she wasn’t being as subtle as she thought she was,” says Jake Gyllenhaal a source. “Conor doesn’t know, but everyone else in the family does.”

“Conor and Patrick have always been competitive, so the family is leaving it alone for now.”

As many know, it is a common rite of passage in this family to see who can score with the country singing sensation first. The boys original plan was to go after Chely Wright, but that backfired.

We, at the very least, should all thank Star for giving us something to write about week after week.

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