What is the deal with the new season of Teen Wolf and all these dudes staying dressed at all times? This is not the show we were sold through endless shirtless advertisements and commercials. That being said, we are kind of starting to fall in love with this crazy, crazy show. Not that we understand it yet.
This week was all about finding out who the “kanima” was, some sort of slithery reptile creature, as having everyone be wolves would be boring. Turns out it was Jackson (Colton Haynes) and he could be seen changing on that video he shot of himself. And, given the lack of shirtlessness, we have decided to provide those photos for y’all above. You’re welcome.
Now to find this dastardly lizard that weird older kid who hangs around the high school he is too old to attend was feeding people this poison that he felt the “kanima” would be resistant too, assuming it was Lydia (Holland Roden), throughout the episode. It was not but there was that whole scene where Lydia seemed to be drizzling rock candy sugar into her mouth that looked like this poison, and that was weird. Very, very weird.
Also weird, people with access to bows and arrows who cannot legally buy cigarettes, like that Allison (Crystal Reed) girl who went after Erica (Gage Golightly), the teenager that looks like a Vegas showgirl.
This recap is not about making sense of things however, so let’s just enjoy Mr. Haynes above. Oh, and let’s hope for some fresh skin in next week’s episode.