The 10 Gayest Things About NBC's "Peter Pan Live!"
Critics seem to think that last night's production of Peter Pan Live on NBC didn't live up to its hype, but we beg to differ.
The entire three-hour affair was so awkwardly fabulous that we couldn't help but love it for its campy value alone. But there were plenty of perks for gay viewers, and just knowing every home across America was being exposed to them was the greatest holiday gift we could have asked for this year. God bless you, NBC.
10. Christopher Walken in full drag as Hook.
Christopher Walken deserves praise for creating the most sexually ambiguous Captain Hook since Cyril Ritchard, and his makeup matched the part perfectly. He was serving Bret Michaels/Bianca Del Rio lovechild realness for three straight hours.
Y'know, Butch Queen First Time In Drags At A Ball is actually a great look for a 71-year-old pirate heading a gang of dancing men.
9. Allison Williams making everyone question their sexuality.
The next time someone asks us "Who would you go straight for?" we'll say Allison Williams. We had lots of strange feelings happening last night and apparently weren't the only ones:
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) December 5, 2014
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 5, 2014
8. The gay crocodile.
The crocodile is gay as hell too!!! pic.twitter.com/2OANlaopiJ — Rich Juzwiak (@RichJuz) December 5, 2014
That hide is beat for the gods honey!
7. Hook's pirates.
Real talk: have you seen them out of costume?
— Timothy Oliver Reid (@Toliverreid) November 21, 2014
6. This enthusiastic pirate in particular.
5. Christian Borle's gun show.
Christian Borle's arms pic.twitter.com/G1uFDkEZ6V
— elysse navidad ☯ (@elyssifer) December 5, 2014
4. The crazy hot half-naked islanders.
SCREW THE LOST BOYS THE INDIANS ARE HOT AF — nature princess (@mahogany_xox) December 5, 2014
3. Five-time Tony nominee Kelli O'Hara.
It's a shame she was so underused.
2. A couple of those Lost Boys.
Amirite?
Let me just say if I met THOSE lost boys, I wouldn't be leaving Neverland.. Ever. #PeterPanLive — Abby Peek (@AbbyRPeek) December 5, 2014
Why are the Lost Boys dressed like an Ivy League a cappella group? #PeterPanLive — Jill Biden - SLOTUS (@JillBidenVeep) December 5, 2014
1. The memes that followed.
— Chris Tobie (@ChrisTobieTweet) December 5, 2014
What? You thought straight guys made these amazing masterpieces?
