While reading the hilarious Twitter parody account @SATC3quel, where writer Dan D'Addario composes imagined dialogue from a 2013 Sex and the City movie sequel, I had to wonder: Why do we care about Sex and the City when we could basically write it ourselves? And why would I definitely see a Sex and the City 3?

The HBO show had its excellent times -- namely season four -- but after Sex and the City established its characters as dependable archetypes with the same ongoing frustrations, the show became more comforting than challenging. Now that's what we're in it for: a glance at four people who react to men and each other with the calming meter and timing of a nursery rhyme and never, ever change. The girls' sardonic back-and-forth is a pacifying mojito buzz. Charming, but pacifying. Also, Cynthia Nixon is a fantastic comic actress and let's never forget that.

@SATC3quel underscores the show's predictable puns and characterizations but adds an element of outrageousness that actually caused me to choke on coffee just now. Here are 10 of the accounts most fabulous exercises in absurdity and fun. Meanwhile, across town, I realize this makes me miss Sex and the City more. Hold me, Aidan!

— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) October 11, 2013

MIRANDA: Mercury's in retrograde CARRIE: And *I'm* in retro shades! I just dug up these classic Ray-Bans. [grins] MIRANDA: Brady blew away

— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) October 22, 2013

[CARRIE V.O.]: As I published the wires I'd obtained onto CarrieLeaks, Miranda obtained an underwire... and leaked the news to Steve.

— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) October 14, 2013

— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) October 3, 2013

— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) October 1, 2013

[CARRIE V.O.]: My book deal was *in the bag.* As I put my contract into my Birkin, Miranda lost a contact while twerkin'. MIRANDA: Can't see

— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) October 16, 2013