There’s something about a man who’s good with his hands, you know? Maybe that’s why we spend most of our weekends watching hour after hour of HGTV.

These shows suck you in with great stories, real-estate porn and a big reveal. Plus, there's the men! Oh, Lord, THE MEN! The hunky, lumbersexual DILFs who sell, flip, renovate and decorate these houses like a boss.

After careful analysis, we’ve compiled a list of the hottest home renovation hunks on HGTV. You’re welcome.

1. Anthony Carrino and John Colaneri, Cousins Undercover

Anthony and John, a.k.a. "The Cousins," are be the gold standard in sexy TV fix-it guys. Anthony is basically George Clooney as a frat boy, and John’s got an babyface and biceps that could crack a walnut.

2. Chip Wade, Elbow Room

Chip Wade is big, bald and beautiful—the kind of guy you hope to see in a harness at The Eagle. His trademark is using scale models that illustrate his plans, giving him an adorable nerd appeal.

Plus, he just might have the best butt on HGTV.

3. David Bromstad, Color Splash

David Bromstad isn't afraid to go shirtless—it’s part of formula that helped him win the first season of Design Star, after all. This designer/carpenter loves to paint and always leaves his art behind for clients.

We haven't seen Color Splash on HGTV in a while, but we still had to praise the network's out hottie. If we wanted a male nude in our studio, do you think David would give us a self-portrait?

4. Ahmed Hassan, Yard Crashers

This landscape architect is easy on the eyes and can handle a chainsaw. Flowers and koi ponds spring up wherever he goes.

We’d love know what he would do to our back yard.

5. Chip Gaines, Fixer Upper

That Joanna Gaines is one lucky bitch: Her husband, Chip, isn't just hunky, he's self-deprecating, respectful to women, and has the wackiest sense of humor.

Plus he's got the kind of squint you only get from doing manly stuff under the Southern sun.

6. Tarek El Moussa, Flip Or Flop

You know what they say about a guy with big ears and a big nose, right? They’ll make you a shit-ton of money when they flip your house. At least it's true for Tarek. Look at those blue bedroom eyes. We'd trust him with any home improvement plan.

7. Drew and Jonathan Scott, Property Brothers

Drew and Jonathan Scott have inspired more than a few of fantasies. Picture it, identically handsome brothers do all the work of buying a house for you. One finds a new place and sells the old one. The other renovates both homes!

We don’t care if it’s wrong, it just feels so right.

8. Matt Blashaw, Yard Crashers

We expect birds and chipmunks to gather around Matt Blashaw as he tells you how to improve a property: The dude looks like a Disney prince come to life.

9. Josh Temple, House Crashers

Talk about a DILF: Josh Temple from House Crashers has that baritone voice, big ears, and just a touch of grey.

He was practically engineered to give stay-at-home moms and gay dudes the vapors. Watch your back, Mrs. Temple.

10. Mike Holmes, Holmes On Homes

Don’t let that masc vibe fool you—this home renovation bear has a heart of gold. Mike is a world-class contractor who not only advises homeowners and writes books on his craft, but builds eco-friendly houses for the needy.

11. Matt Muenster, Bath Crashers

Matt crash our tub time whenever he wants This rugged cutie’s got a teen-idol smile that gives him an extra dose of charm. And when he winks? Swoon!

Get your sledgehammer, Matt—it's time to go to work.