Broadway Bares: Rock Hard! raised over $1.3 million for the charity Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS and gave us James Franco in a jock strap. But even more amazing are the lengths the show's dancers go to bare all. We're not talking Chastity drunkenly rocking back and forth on the pole while demurely stepping out of her g-string to "A Milli". These are professionals. And as Cher wielding a crowbar will tell you to your face, this is burlesque. It's not enough to simply unzip you pants, or unbutton that shirt. No, to truly rock hard(!), these kids came up with the most inventive and creative ways to get ass-naked on stage. It's called art. Here, let's take a look at the best tearaways, cutaways, breakaways and takeaways from Broadway Bares 24: Rock Hard!:

Lending a helping hand.

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