The A-List LA And Dallas Casting Application Is Like A Proust Questionnaire Of Pick Up Lines

GO WEST YOUNG MAN!!

Oh Lordy. Though upcoming installments of Logo’s reality show/fierce-naomi-campbell-walk-bottle-of-spray-tan The A List haven’t officially been confirmed yet, the casting form is up for man meat searches the show is already doing in the LA and Dallas areas. If this party’s gonna happen boys, they’ve gotta have some good applicants so get over there and fill this baby in!!

For those of us who don’t live in the sun-kissed capitals of big fame and big hair, however, we can still pick up (let’s be honest most) of the questions from the form to use the next time we’re hitting the clubs. A sample below:

1. What do you do for a fierce weekend?

2. What’s the biggest Drama in your life? [Note the capital D for emphasis]

3. Complete this sentence: Friends don’t let friends:

4. Choose one dream date: Brad Pitt, Ryan Reynolds, Zac Efron, David Beckham, Kayne West, Justin Timberlake, Neil Patrick Harris, Anderson Cooper, Angelina Jolie, Rihanna, Madonna, Scarlett Johansen, Natalie Portman, Kat Von D, Megan Fox, Rachel Maddow. Describe: [You may need to write this one on your hand but it still works. +2 points if they answer 'you' +3 for 'all of the above']

5. If you were a cocktail, what would you be?

6. What major celebrity most reminds you of yourself and why?

7. What would you do to stay on top? [...]

8. How do you get what you want?

9. How do you vie for the attention you deserve? [This would probs be most effective with a British accent while holding a martini]

10. Are you sexually active?

YEAH EVERYBODY WINS!!!!