Not yum. (ABC)
Ah, Emily Maynard. Not only is (the version of herself that she shows the cameras) boring, but she’s dating a bunch of interchangeably insipid men, lives in the dullest and most personality-free town in the entire South, and to top it all off this is what her mother serves her for breakfast in bed!
And we thought Southern moms could all cook! (ABC)
They didn’t say anything about it on last night’s show (her mother just brought Emily the tray when she woke up), but our jaw hit the floor when we saw this sad (and not even that healthy!) breakfast. Clockwise from upper right: Pretzel Crisps, processed cheese slices, a handful of processed turkey, grapes, wheat thins, and what appears to be hummus. And tea, and whatever’s in that other cup. Sorry to be so nitpicky, but seriously, wheat thins? How about a biscuit? This might be the best representation of this season of the franchise so far.
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