The Best Nearly Naked Halloween Costumes For Total Exhibitionists

Do you live in a warm climate? Are you a flagrant exhibitionist with something to prove? Or do you simply revel in embarrassing yourself and your friends? Then we’ve got a slew of almost nude Halloween costumes for you! Armed with nothing more than a Speedo and a brazen disregard for “no shirt, no shoes, no service” policies, you can find a low-cost, high impact (and culturally timely!) costume.

Try these on for size:

ryan lochte

Ryan Lochte

What you’ll need: Speedos, a faux gold medal, swim cap, the phrase “JEAH!”

prince harry

Las Vegas Prince Harry

What You’ll Need: A red wig, strategically placed British flags.

magic mike

The Male Stripper Posse from Magic Mike

What You’ll Need: Black pants, tacky watch fobs, black ties, hot friends.

hulk hogan

Post-Sex Tape Ashamed Hulk Hogan

What you’ll need:Yellow underwear, a yellow shirt, a yellow headband, red knee socks, a blonde wig and fake mustache, shame.

Now that we’ve given you some nearly nude options, what are you dressing up as this Halloween?

Julie Gerstein will keep it covered, thanks. Follow her at @havethehabit.