Do you live in a warm climate? Are you a flagrant exhibitionist with something to prove? Or do you simply revel in embarrassing yourself and your friends? Then we’ve got a slew of almost nude Halloween costumes for you! Armed with nothing more than a Speedo and a brazen disregard for “no shirt, no shoes, no service” policies, you can find a low-cost, high impact (and culturally timely!) costume.
Try these on for size:
What you’ll need: Speedos, a faux gold medal, swim cap, the phrase “JEAH!”
Las Vegas Prince Harry
What You’ll Need: A red wig, strategically placed British flags.
The Male Stripper Posse from Magic Mike
What You’ll Need: Black pants, tacky watch fobs, black ties, hot friends.
Post-Sex Tape Ashamed Hulk Hogan
What you’ll need:Yellow underwear, a yellow shirt, a yellow headband, red knee socks, a blonde wig and fake mustache, shame.
Now that we’ve given you some nearly nude options, what are you dressing up as this Halloween?
Julie Gerstein will keep it covered, thanks. Follow her at @havethehabit.