Here's what I have to say about The Canyons: Give it to me. Give me porn legend James Deen's grit, Lindsay Lohan's Lana Del Rey-style languor, and the delicate touch of Bret Easton Ellis to bring it all together. The movie's theatrical release date is August 9, but it'll be available on all VOD (video on demand) platforms August 2.

In the meantime, check out these exclusive and official "memes" from the movie. James Deen is delivering moodiness that I find slightly more Monty Clift than James Dean, and Lohan "seems happy" but might be "totally faking it." What could it all mean?

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