The Closet’s Last Champion: Why Bill O’Reilly wants you to shut up
It’s easy to call Fox News personality Bill O’Reilly a
hypocrite, mostly, of course, because he is. He oozes concern for the plight of
queer teenagers while doing his level best to make sure the world remains a
dangerous place in which to grow up gay. He pontificates on the sanctity of the
church while being sued by a former producer who claimed he whispered dirty
fantasies to her over the phone. And he shakes his fist in defense of truth,
justice, and the American way while repeating stories that are false.
But there’s one way in which O’Reilly shows a remarkable
consistency. Whether on his nightly show The
O’Reilly Factor on Fox News, his interviews on other people’s shows, or his
radio program, the ideology of the closet permeates nearly every word about
homosexuality that comes out of Bill O’Reilly’s mouth. He may describe himself
as a moderate because he doesn’t want to see gay people bashed, imprisoned, or
fired from our jobs, but the truth is, he just wants us to shut up, and doesn’t
hesitate to say so.
Below we’ll take a look at a collection of queer-relevant
O’Reilly clips, and find out just what he thinks is wrong with Gay America, how
he’d like to see it fixed – and what the queer world looks like through Bill
O’Reilly’s eyes.
IT’S ALL ABOUT THE KIDS
It’s not clear what Bill O’Reilly, the man, thinks about gay
people – although if the sexual harassment suit filed by his former producer
Andrea Mackris is accurate, he’s very, very fond of lesbians. What is clear is
that Bill O’Reilly, the TV personality, seems to think we’re both radioactive
and contagious. After all, just sitting next to a same-sex couple holding hands
at a baseball game is apparently enough to send any normal parent into
paroxysms of fury at having to explain our existence to their innocent
children, who, had they not attended a baseball game on “Gay Day,” would have
grown up in a Leave it to Beaver world of heteronormativity and
traditional values, never knowing that homosexuals actually watch baseball.
That makes sense to O’Reilly, because in his world, if
you’re gay or lesbian, then everything you do that hints at, reveals, suggests,
or discloses your homosexuality is the exact equivalent of having sex in
public.
The San Diego
Padres vs. the Children
Of all the crimes of which lesbians and gay men have been
accused over the centuries, from consorting with Satan to betraying nuclear
secrets to the Soviets, one of the strangest is the charge O’Reilly makes on
this episode of Fox’s O’Reilly Factor: Watching a baseball game in the presence
of children.
With every loaded word and phrase in the lexicon of
homophobia, O’Reilly tries to cast the San Diego Padres and the gay and lesbian
community of San Diego
as debauchers of children and enemies of the family. He says “co-mingling” when
he means “sitting next to,” and refers ominously to “clusters” of gay people
filling the ball park – making the actual sunny images of sports fans out for
an afternoon of baseball that are playing in the background seem like some
clownish vision of hell straight out of a Fellini movie.
Not only was it Gay Day at Petco Park,
O’Reilly informed his viewers in lurid tones, but that same afternoon was hat
day for kids. Yes, every child who came to the game was, shockingly, given a
hat. This proved too much for O’Reilly
Factor guest Sandy Rios to bear. She’s not only a Fox News staffer, but president of family
values group Culture Campaign, and she found the whole thing to be “a huge
effort to propagate this to our children.”
Also appearing on the Factor,
Ron Deharte of San Diego Pride pointed out that children, families, and gay
people go to baseball games every day, and suggested the trauma is probably not
quite as profound as O’Reilly and Rios believe. Bill all but shrieked in
response, “The issue is, you're clustering a group that's based on sexuality,
okay? That's what it's based on. You know that. With children.”
Cutest Couple
Don’t misunderstand; it’s not just straight kids O’Reilly cares about. He’s
worried about gay kids, too. Really worried. Because the world he’s helping
create is a pretty dangerous place in which to grow up gay. As his guest in
this segment, Laura Berman, PhD, points out, gay teens often feel they have
nowhere to turn for support, and are more likely than straight teens to attempt
suicide and use drugs.
O’Reilly flashed up a photograph of two high school students
who had been voted that year’s “Cutest Couple” at an Illinois high school. It was a yearbook
photo like a thousand others, the couple’s cheeks barely touching, shy smiles
on their faces. Like a thousand others, that is, except for the fact that
Brandy Johnson and Lupe Silva are both girls.
Some people, such as Dr. Berman, seem to consider that a
positive sign, and believe that inclusion and visibility can go a long way to
improving the lives of lesbian and gay youth.
Bill has a different suggestion for making the lives of gay
kids safer, and surprise, surprise: It’s the closet. “Private behavior belongs
in private settings,” he raged, apparently having a different definition of “private
behavior” than the rest of the world. “I don't think it belongs in the high
school year book. There's no reason Brandy and Lupe had to declare themselves
anything other than friends… It's a matter of appropriateness.”
Since the girls are seniors in high school and they and most
of their classmates are 18 years old, it’s unlikely the existence of lesbians
was going to come as that much of a shock to anyone flipping through the
yearbook. And you have to wonder at just what point in their development
O’Reilly thinks that kids should be informed there are gay people in the world?
When they turn sixteen and learn to drive? At their high school graduation?
Never?
This Just In: Gay Teens Get Harassed
Bill took his “it’s for the kids” show on the road to
promote his newest book Kids are Americans, Too. “You know who’s getting bullied in school
the most now?” he asked his hosts, as if he were about to impart some
monumental news of a societal shift. “The gay kids and the kids from religious
and conservative homes.” This is news, that gay kids get harassed in school? No
wonder Bill doesn’t get it.
O’Reilly often claims he’s not anti-gay, largely because he
opposes the harassment of gay teenagers at school. (Which does raise the
question, is support for high school gay bashing so common on the right that
his opposition to it sets him apart?) But he has a pattern of only expressing
support for gay issues when they intersect with some other group he supports,
such as the children of conservative Christians, and that’s exactly what he
does here.
COMING OUT
It’s easy to say, if you’re a straight, white man with his
own TV show, that sexual orientation isn’t important, and there’s no reason for
people, famous or otherwise, to discuss it. But the closet doesn’t work that
way. Queer invisibility leads to a culture of alienated teens growing up
thinking no one else feels the way they do, unhappy marriages based on lies,
the fear of exposure to friends, family, and colleagues, and no actual relationships
with real gay people to counteract myths and propaganda. And the harm the
closet does to our civil rights is incalculable.
As Harvey Milk said nearly three decades ago, coming out is
one of the most powerful things GLBT people can do to promote our equality.
Time is proving him right: A 2006 study found that 70 percent of straight
adults know a GLBT person, and more than 80 percent of all lesbians and gay men
consider themselves to be out. That visibility has meant an increase in support
for GLBT civil rights and equality. People who have a gay family member or
friend are far more supportive of lesbian and gay equality in marriage and
adoption rights, and far less supportive of a Constitutional amendment banning
gay marriage.
With such a strong correlation between straight support of
our civil rights and knowing a gay friend or family member, O’Reilly’s
nostalgia for the closet looks less like the desire to return to a simpler,
more innocent age and more like what it is: Second class citizenship.
So what does Bill O’Reilly claim is so objectionable about
lesbians and gay men publicly discussing our sexual orientation? Most of the
time it has something to do with the children, although he flips back and forth
between protecting straight kids from knowing we exist and protecting queer
kids from getting bullied and bashed by their homophobic peers.
When it’s not about the kids, it’s about their parents, and
the agony they experience in having to explain to little Johnny why Rosie
O’Donnell married a girl.
And don’t even get him started on poor Dumbledore.
Bill O’Reilly Doesn’t Want to Hear About It
Bill O’Reilly has a lot in common with Rosie O’Donnell, as
he himself has admitted: “We’re both Irish. We’re both from Long
Island. And we both like women.”
Pay attention to that last part, because when Bill says it,
it’s just information. When Rosie says it? It’s having sex in public.
Back in 2002, O’Reilly appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, a day or two after Rosie O’Donnell
came out in an interview with Diane Sawyer. Stewart wasn’t at his most feisty
that night, but he did interrupt Bill’s rant about how Rosie saying she’s a
lesbian amounts to a discussion of her sex life. Unfortunately, it wasn’t to
point out O’Reilly’s complete hypocrisy, but only to voice a mild objection
that if she hadn’t addressed it, it was going to be addressed for her. He was
pretty sure, he said, that Rosie would rather have kept it quiet forever.
We don’t know anything about your private life, O’Reilly
pointed out to Stewart – which is true, if you don’t count knowing that he’s
married to a woman, how he met his wife, what they did on their first date, and
all about the birth of their children (thereby proving they have sex) and what kind of
pets they have, all of which Stewart has discussed on his show many times.
O’Reilly also predicted that Ellen DeGeneres, having come
out as a lesbian, would “never succeed on television because a large part of America does
not want to hear about her sex life.” (Note to Bill: The Ellen DeGeneres Show is one of the most popular daytime
programs in TV history, averaging around 3 million viewers a day. The O’Reilly Factor? More like two
million and dropping every year.)
The Dumbledore Phenomenon
It’s bad enough when real-life gay people insist on coming
out. It’s even worse when an imaginary one does it. Especially when he’s a
wizard. And dead.
Almost nothing has ever sent O’Reilly through the roof like
J.K. Rowling’s response to a fan’s question about Dumbledore’s romantic past in
which she said Harry Potter’s mentor was gay. And while Dumbledore’s outing got
a lot of media coverage for someone who doesn’t exist, no one had more fun with
O'Reilly's reaction to it than Keith Olbermann.
Since it’s Bill O’Reilly, naturally this was all about the
children. And it’s eerily like a trip back in time to the McCarthy era, since
O’Reilly seems to think that J.K. Rowling (who is straight) wanted Dumbledore
to be gay (even though this fact about him is never mentioned in any of the
seven Harry Potter books) in order to
indoctrinate children not into homosexuality, but into something he clearly
finds even more repugnant: tolerance.
“That's what this Rowling thing is all about,” O’Reilly told
guest Dennis Miller, “Because she sells so many books, so many kids read it
that she comes out and says, ‘Oh, Dumbledore is gay, and that's great,’ and
this, it’s another in the indoctrination thing.”
When Miller demurred and said, “I'll be honest with you, I
don't think you can indoctrinate a kid into being gay,” O’Reilly interrupted.
“No, but into tolerance. He’s not going to be gay, but it’s
tolerance of it.”
If it makes Bill feel better, Rowling’s secret plan probably
won’t work. As Air America’s
Rachel Maddow points out about five minutes into the clip, “If the presence of
a secretly gay character was enough to brainwash people into liking the gays,
think about how different the U.S. Senate would be.”
MARRIAGE
Unlike many of his buddies at Fox, O’Reilly approves, in a
general way, of quiet, behind-closed-doors same-sex partnerships – emphasis on
the “quiet.” And you’ll be relieved to know that, while he does like a good
slippery slope argument, he (usually) rejects the idea that recognizing the
legality of gay marriage will lead inevitably to man/dog weddings.
Still, he’s adamantly and passionately opposed to same-sex
marriage and any legal recognition that goes much beyond hospital visitation
rights.
Michelangelo Signorile on the O’Reilly Factor
Out gay political commentator Michelangelo Signorile went on
Fox earlier this year to debate same-sex marriage with O’Reilly, and managed to
score some points while still getting pulled into a few of O’Reilly’s verbal
traps. It’s not that O’Reilly’s traps are especially clever. It’s more, as
Stephen Colbert once said, that people are always ready to criticize O’Reilly
for what he says, but “never give you credit for how loud you say it, or how
long.” At a
certain point, Signorile fell back to get his breath, letting Bill spew for a
while about polygamy, followed by a long dissertation on activist courts and
letting the people decide.
After Signorile got his second wind, he reminded O’Reilly
that in 1969, 90 percent of people were opposed to interracial marriage. “You
don't bring a civil rights issue to the ballot,” he said sternly.
Bill fell back on the polygamy rant, and Signorile rolled
his eyes. “It's a desperation move. They go to polygamy, then bestiality.
Someone's gonna want to marry their dog.”
“Nah,” answered Bill. “Bestiality's a public health thing.”
Those Darn Scandinavians
Slippery slope polygamy is apparently the only thing Bill’s
got going for him in his argument against gay marriage. Well, that and the
stuff that isn't true.
“Correct me if I’m wrong” about gay marriage, he tells his
guests, William N. Eskridge Jr. and Darren R. Spedale, authors of Gay
Marriage: For Better or For Worse? What We've Learned from the Evidence.
And Professor Eskridge does. In response to O’Reilly’s
cataloguing of the harm done to marriage and the family in Scandinavia
since same-sex unions received legal recognition, he said, “No. I think that's
not true. I think exactly we saw the opposite. And that's why these statistics
are so interesting. In Denmark,
Norway, and Sweden, in each
of those countries, after they passed their gay marriage type laws, their
registered partnership laws, the rates of heterosexual marriage went up per
capita. The rates of heterosexual divorce went down.”
Bill didn’t like that too much, so he ignored it, repeating
his version of the professors’ research to a guest just a few minutes later on
the same show.
This particular MediaMatters.org clip contains segments from
a number of different shows, including some audio from O’Reilly’s call-in radio
show where he slides right down that slippery slope to man/duck marriage when a
caller gets too truthy on him. The clip concludes with another TV guest giving
Bill a dose of reality on same-sex parenting.
Of course, none of that really matters, because the next
thing you know, someone’s gonna be marrying their dog. Or Flipper.
POLITICS
It’s the Math, Stupid
There are websites devoted solely to debunking, correcting,
and ranting about O’Reilly’s numerous, flagrant, and unapologetic excesses,
lies, and exaggerations. MediaMatters.org, started by out gay ex-conservative
David Brock to monitor the media for accuracy, devotes a big hunk of its
bandwidth to pointing out each and every time O’Reilly gets it wrong. And,
unsurprisingly, O’Reilly is frequently the winner of Keith Olbermann’s nightly
“Worst Person in the World” award – and sometimes the runner-up, too.
One of Bill’s doubleheader “Worst Person” wins was on August
16, 2007, when he took second place for calling a Daily Kos user an anti-Semite
for quoting someone else’s anti-Semitic remarks in order to disagree with him.
Too bad for Bill the guy turned out to be a lawyer. O’Reilly won the crown,
though, for telling his audience that most Americans won’t vote for you if you
get endorsed by a gay organization.
Not so, Olbermann said. In the poll O’Reilly cited, 30
percent of respondents said they’d be less likely to vote for a candidate
endorsed by a GLBT organization, 10 percent said they’d be more likely,
and a whopping 58 percent didn’t care either way. “Is it the truth that you
hate, Bill? Or just the math?” finished Olbermann.
Gay Cannibals: Now that's a Slippery Slope
It’s much easier to keep gay people invisible when our
history is invisible, too. Which might explain why O’Reilly and right wing
pundit Michelle Malkin were lamenting a proposed California law that would require state
approved textbooks to include GLBT historical figures and events when she
joined him on his show one night in May of 2006.
What do school textbooks have to do with gay cannibals?
Well, nothing, really. But in Malkin and O’Reilly’s world, the proposed law
meant that teachers would be legally prevented from saying “bad things about
Jeffery Dahmer” because in addition to being a cannibal and a serial killer, he
was gay.
The law says nothing of the sort, of course; even Malkin’s
own words make that clear (italics ours): “I looked at this bill over very
closely, and it is a very radical, very extreme, dangerous bill. It says that
no teacher can even say anything that would, quote unquote, ‘reflect adversely’
on anyone, a historical figure, whatever, based on their sexual orientation.”
Even if that were accurate,
teachers would still be free to point out that cannibalism is bad, as long as
they didn’t say they it was only bad because the cannibal in question was gay.
But of course, that’s not what the law proposed at all. As MediaMatters.org
points out, the law simply added GLBT people to the list of those who were
traditionally under-represented in history texts, such as women and ethnic
minorities.
And you know how O’Reilly
feels about tradition.
CULTAH
One of O’Reilly’s favorite catch phrases is “culture war.”
He even used it in the title of his 2006 book Culture Warrior. Of
course, when he says “culture” he’s not referring to the opera or knowing which
fork to use for the salad. He’s talking – albeit in code – about the gays and
our fellow travelers, the secular humanists.
Because if this is a war, there must be an enemy. And guess
what? That’s us, too.
The Gay War on Christmas
It’s that time of year again, but if Bill O’Reilly has his
way, we won’t be saying “Happy Holidays” much longer. That’s because he’s
firmly convinced that fully 95 percent of all Americans want to say “Merry
Christmas,” and the other five should just suck it up and say it, too.
The people responsible for this aren’t just the gays, but
the entire army (but remember, no more than five percent of the population) of
secular humanists who want to remove all vestiges of religion from public life.
But why are they so intent on getting “Christianity and spirituality and
Judaism out of the public square”? It’s
all about gay marriage, of course. Well, that and the legalization of drugs and
euthanasia.
It’s a little unclear from this clip whether the destruction
of all religion will lead to gay marriage or the recognition of gay marriage
will itself destroy religion. Sometimes the finer details get lost when you’re
sliding down the slippery slope. But the collapse of societal norms is firmly
linked to increasing tolerance of homosexuality, proving that every time
someone says “Happy Holidays,” a lesbian or gay man comes out of the closet.
Or is that the other way round?
The Gay War on Straights
This time the warriors have scarier weapons than a cheerful
“Happy Holidays.” This time, they have guns.
Imaginary guns, to be sure, which is fine, because the
warriors are imaginary, too. Not wizards this time, but gangs of lesbian thugs
roaming the streets of America
committing acts of violence on straight men. There are, he assured his viewers,
as many as 150 such gangs in the Washington,
DC, area alone.
O’Reilly’s guest expert on lesbian gangs eventually admitted
he was wrong and even apologized, but the fact that O’Reilly could have
believed the story for one minute is the inevitable consequence of that closet
of queer silence he advocates so passionately. If you don’t know any real gay
people, it’s easy to imagine them as pink-pistol-packing predatory creatures of
the night, instead of your cousin from New
Jersey or the middle-aged woman who does your taxes.
BILL O’REILLY’S WORLD
It’s sometimes tempting to give Bill O’Reilly the benefit of
the doubt on queer issues. He
professes no personal animosity towards GLBT people, and even voices lukewarm
support for gay adoption rights – or at least believes that, while a straight
adoptive family is preferred, being raised by queers is better than the foster
care system. He insists he doesn’t hate or even dislike us. Bill’s problem, it
seems, is not with our existence, but our visibility.
But visibility is irreversible. While he and others on the
right may deplore them, gay/straight alliances are springing up in schools
across the country. Queer teens can learn they’re not alone just by watching
O’Reilly rant about Brandy and Lupe on Fox. There are hundreds of openly gay
elected officials, newscasters, rock stars, movie directors, and daytime talk
show hosts, not to mention imaginary dead gay wizards.
If Bill O’Reilly really wants homosexuality to fade into the
background, he should consider another approach. He’s written four New York
Times best-selling books, has a popular nightly show on the top-rated news
channel on cable, as well as a radio program heard on over 400 stations and a
syndicated column running in over 300 newspapers.
So here’s a suggestion: What if, instead of telling gay
teens to stay in the closet for their own protection, he told the hundreds of
thousands of parents in his audience to stop raising their kids to believe
homosexuality is wrong? Or did a segment on anti-gay violence that spent more
time asking how to stop it from happening than on what gay people could do to
avoid it? Wouldn’t that make the world a fairer, safer place for queer kids and
the adults they become?