This week Elle magazine held a Women in Music party, presumably as a tie-in to their upcoming feature on women in music. The crowd featured a smattering of up-and-comers and almost-weres, in a variety outfits -- from good, to bad to totally bizarre. And oh, there were boobs, too.

Let's get to the superlatives, shall we?

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Yes, Nicole Scherzinger, actually...yes.

Most likely to have wandered off the prairie:

Candice Accola has the Holly Hobby thing down.

Most likely to be in the worst band discovered on YouTube:

Apologies to any Karmin fans...Just kidding! There aren't any Karmin fans! At least Amy Heidmann looks cute here!

Most "bondage-light":

Maybe Ellie Goulding's trying a few things out in the bedroom?

Most closely resembling mustard:

Oh Land is a dash of white wine short of Grey Poupon.

Most boobs:

Oh hey, did you say something? Melanie Thornton's boobs were in the way.

Most surprisingly tasteful:

Jessie J., you do clean up nicely sometimes!

Most likely to be pining for the days when she was dating a Backstreet Boy:

Willa Ford. Remember her? It's okay, it's been a while.