Who has a birthday party sponsored by Skintimate’s shaving gel? Perez Hilton, that’s who. The online gossip king was feted by a slew of famous friends and frenemies late last month, but the photos are just now making the rounds. And the fashion? Oh, the fashion. Hilton’s never been one for subtly or refinement, and it seems that guests at his 34th birthday soiree took a nod from him and dressed in extravagant glory. This is a guy who brought a parrot to the party, after all.
The Birthday Boy:
Oh Perez, you’ve got a turban! And a parrot! You are up to no good!
Most Likely to Be “Just Stopping By” On Her Way to the Toluca Lake Auditions for “Showgirls”:
Jenna Jameson! How we’ve missed you and your inappropriate leotard to tophat ratio.
Thought This Was a Murder Mystery Party:
Natasha Bedingfield might just kill a bitch, anyway.
Most Well-Protected Arms:
Kat Graham’s coat doubles as a couch.
Best Minnie Mouse Impersonator (At This Party):
Ashley Tisdale’s outfit says “I love America,” also, “I think of myself as a cartoon mouse.”
What’s This Guy Doing There?
Tom Felton! You’ve been in the “Harry Potter” movies! What are you doing?
Most Covered Up:
Honestly, we’ve never seen Kendra Wilkinson with so many clothes on.
Most Likely to Be Confused for Prince’s “Most Beautiful Girl In the World” Vanessa Marcil:
Kim Kardashian, did you get some work done? If not, girl, you are looking good.
Most Likely to Tell It To Your Heart:
Taylor Dane and her lips.
Most Likely to Have Fashioned Her Hat Out of an Empty Box of Chocolates:
Resident totally evil reality television biatch Omarosa.
Julie Gerstein writes about style and fashion for The Frisky, and you can follow her on Twitter at @havethehabit. She has a terrible shoe shopping problem.
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