Creepy Dudes With Fly Facial Hair: National Beard & Moustache Championships

Las Vegas was not just the place for drunken boys and girls pissing their money away this weekend. Oh no, folks, this weekend Vegas also played host to what may be the least sexual competition of all the time — the National Beard and Moustache Championship. We assume Tom Selleck took home all the prizes.

Yes friends, this is a thing that happens.

With 17 categories ranging from delicate Dali mustache and full beard freestyle to natural goatee andĀ full beard garibaldi , there were literally hundreds of men you would never want to makeout with.

So take a peek at some of our favorite looks above, and pity the poor women and men forced to stick by their guys when they are growing these things out.

Let’s hope they get the winnings.

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