The Perks Of Being The Gay Guy At Work

In a world where sexuality helps you instead of hurting you...

LA-based sketch comedy duo Kevin Grand Spencer and Matthew Ludwinski — aka Cool Kid Adjacent — outline the terms of every gay man’s dream job in a new sketch called “The Gay Hire.”

In it, Matthew tries to mask his sexuality as he comes in to sign paperwork at a new job, but dials it up to 11 when he finds out the perks that come with being the company’s token “gay hire” — paid vacation time for Atlantis cruises, circuit parties, and four different Pride events, the keys to a Fire Island share, a BMW, a Macbook, luxury travel accommodations, and a puppy to hold in shirtless selfies.

“Summer is here, you’re stuck at work, and all of your best gay friends are on a seemingly endless year-round vacation,” the guys write. “The boys of Cool Kid Adjacent are here to let you in on a little secret…”

Check it out below:

Matthew Tharrett is a writer, filmmaker, and above all else, a Britney fan. He once shared a milkshake with Selena Gomez.