The Cosmopolitan hotel opened in Las Vegas this year. It is awesome. Also sexy. Here’s why.
1) The food is fantastic. Which puts guests in a good mood, and good moods can sometimes lead to sex.
2) It doesn’t smell bad in the casino, like practically all the other casinos in Vegas.. Perhaps just because it’s brand new, but we’ll take it. Not smelling bad is sexy.
3) The drinks are strong.
4) The bathtubs are huge and deep and often have views from a window just above the top of the tub. And the showers are essentially rooms unto themselves, with multiple shower heads. You get the idea.
5) Most of the rooms have views just like this. You’re looking down on the Eiffel Tower and the rest of faux-France from your balcony. Just to the left are the Bellagio fountains. Being above that iconic glamor feels powerful. Power is sexy. (And the view is just plain great.)
Go. Go have fun.
