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#TheDress Is A Total Top In Gay Erotic Novel, "Pounded By The Gay Color Changing Dress"

The amazing "color changing dress" that trolled the Internet into oblivion last week inspired much more than just heated debate. #TheDress was also apparently an aphrodisiac, as it's become the main character of a new, gay erotic novel titled "Pounded By The Gay Color Changing Dress."

Writer Chuck Tingle published the short novella when the blue and black (sorry kids, it was not white and gold) dress took the Internet by storm last week. It's currently available on Amazon for $2.99.

Readers can expect the most explicit of hardcore dress-loving ever, as it includes "4,400 words of sizzling human on gay dress action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, and color changing dress love." Hot damn!

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Also, #TheDress is gay and its name is Channing:

Kent is a man with a problem, floundering in the gay dating scene as he looks for something that doesn’t seem to exist, a man who is wild, adventurous and rugged while still being smart, gentle and sophisticated.

Just when Kent is certain that he’ll never find the best of both worlds, he meets Channing, a living gay dress who is famous online for appearing black and blue to some, and gold and white to others.

It’s not long before Channing shows Kent that it’s all about perspective, in a hardcore gay love affair that will reveal once and for all just what color the dress really is.

Tingle told the Huffington Post that when he wrote it, he "stayed up all night drinking chocolate milk and made [himself] feel weird." "The next morning," he said, "my son helped me edit and then we published it."

Eat your heart out, dress cream pie fans!

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