They Sell Beer At Ikea Now (No Assembly Required)

Maybe beer could have saved Criss and Liz's Ikea trip. (NBC/30 Rock)

The next time your boyfriend drags you to Ikea, slyly slip away and make your way to the in-store cafeteria. There, among the ligonberry tea and .99 cent hotdogs, you’ll find beer. Yes, beer. What anybody who’s ever slogged their way through Ikea actually needs. Their new Öl Mörk Lager is sadly only sold in UK stores (so far), but can it be long before Americans purchasing pressed board desks, Antilop high chairs and Hampen rugs are demanding to imbibe Ikea lager?

And yes, the bottle comes pre-assembled. No Allen wrench required.