"They're Expensive As F*ck" And Other Reasons Weddings Are The Absolute Worst
Because not everybody loves a special day.
On This week's episode of Whine About It (a video series where host Mall Bellassai gets drunk at his desk and complains about stuff), the topic is why weddings are the worst.
"I'm losing money just to watch the beginning of your shitty marriage fall apart," Bellassai slurs.
And don't get him started on gifting.
"Buy your own goddamn microwave. Nobody bought me a microwave when I moved in by myself and all I could afford were those tiny cups of Easy Mac. Why should you get a microwave for free just because you showed up to a church in a fancy dress?"
Another concern of Bellassai's: the lack of "little foods before the dinner starts." (Hors d'oeuvre?)
Watch Bellassai get progressively more drunk throughout his rant.
