Nobody asked for it, but you’re getting it anyway: a sequel to my first list of 10 things that are definitely, 100%, without-a-doubt bisexual culture. What can I say? Something about the warmer temps and sunshine on my perpetually exposed ankles just makes me feel generous.
Below, find 10 more things big and small that are absolutely bisexual culture.
Revelations via musical numbers
Being The Chaotic One™️ in your friend group
a group of bisexuals is called a disaster pic.twitter.com/a3qpswD9Wj
— gorn wedding planner; Squid Lake enthusiast (@chillsandtrills) July 8, 2020
Hey, it’s not a read if you’re also talking about yourself!
Having an uneven split of which genders you’re attracted to
Crop topsHarry Styles
Something about that suggestive sliver of skin just screams, “I’m not straight.”
Nailing that rare combo of being depressed and funny
Dramatics in the rainLady Gaga
This was true before “Rain On Me,” but now, it is an irrefutable truth.
Costumes. Campiness. Horror movies. Phoebe Bridgers, patron saint of sad music and noted bisexual, literally wrote a song called “Halloween.” I rest my case.
Ugly patterned button-down shirts
Or, my entire closet.
Shooting your goddamn shot
I think about Demi Lovato propositioning Rihanna for a makeout sesh on The Ellen Show at least once a week. My fellow shy bis, take a cue from Demi. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.