10 More Things That Are Indisputably Bisexual Culture

by Sam Manzella 7/13/2020

Nobody asked for it, but you’re getting it anyway: a sequel to my first list of 10 things that are definitely, 100%, without-a-doubt bisexual culture. What can I say? Something about the warmer temps and sunshine on my perpetually exposed ankles just makes me feel generous.

Below, find 10 more things big and small that are absolutely bisexual culture.

Revelations via musical numbers

“Take Me or Leave Me” from Rent. “Gettin’ Bi” from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Do I even need to keep going? Because I can, and I will. I’ll probably burst into song, though.
Being The Chaotic One™️ in your friend group

a group of bisexuals is called a disaster pic.twitter.com/a3qpswD9Wj

— licensed eel therapist (@chillsandtrills) July 8, 2020

Hey, it’s not a read if you’re also talking about yourself!
Having an uneven split of which genders you’re attracted to

@lauriee18
this sound is everything💖💜💙heheh ##bisexual ##bisexualcheck ##gaygirl ##lgbt ##foryou ##fyp

♬ original sound – kat1981

Little known fact, the true meaning of bisexual isn’t “being attracted to two or more genders”; it’s worshipping hotties of one gender and begrudgingly acknowledging your attraction to others. I’m kidding, of course. Well, kind of.
Crop tops

Harry Styles

Something about that suggestive sliver of skin just screams, “I’m not straight.”
Nailing that rare combo of being depressed and funny

@gerblin.king
Who else here is a straight down the middle switch? Just me? ##pansexual ##lesbian ##nonbinary ##genderfliud ##fyp ##foryoupage ##yalikegayshit

♬ original sound – lasagnanoodlez

Too dark?
Dramatics in the rain

Lady Gaga

This was true before “Rain On Me,” but now, it is an irrefutable truth.
Halloween

Costumes. Campiness. Horror movies. Phoebe Bridgers, patron saint of sad music and noted bisexual, literally wrote a song called “Halloween.” I rest my case.
Ugly patterned button-down shirts

@hiimtintin
I noticed I have a huge amount of button ups 💀##mypride ##lgbtqia ##queer ##bisexualculture ##bipride ##fyp

♬ original sound – bomanizer

Or, my entire closet.
Shooting your goddamn shot

I think about Demi Lovato propositioning Rihanna for a makeout sesh on The Ellen Show at least once a week. My fellow shy bis, take a cue from Demi. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.