Nobody asked for it, but you’re getting it anyway: a sequel to my first list of 10 things that are definitely, 100%, without-a-doubt bisexual culture. What can I say? Something about the warmer temps and sunshine on my perpetually exposed ankles just makes me feel generous.
Below, find 10 more things big and small that are absolutely bisexual culture.
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Revelations via musical numbers
“Take Me or Leave Me” from Rent. “Gettin’ Bi” from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Do I even need to keep going? Because I can, and I will. I’ll probably burst into song, though.
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Being The Chaotic One™️ in your friend group
a group of bisexuals is called a disaster pic.twitter.com/a3qpswD9Wj
— kahless take the wheel (@chillsandtrills) July 8, 2020
Hey, it’s not a read if you’re also talking about yourself!
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Having an uneven split of which genders you’re attracted to
@lauriee18 this sound is everything💖💜💙heheh ##bisexual ##bisexualcheck ##gaygirl ##lgbt ##foryou ##fyp
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Crop tops
Harry StylesSomething about that suggestive sliver of skin just screams, “I’m not straight.”
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Nailing that rare combo of being depressed and funny
@gerblin.king Who else here is a straight down the middle switch? Just me? ##pansexual ##lesbian ##nonbinary ##genderfliud ##fyp ##foryoupage ##yalikegayshit
Too dark?
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Dramatics in the rain
Lady GagaThis was true before “Rain On Me,” but now, it is an irrefutable truth.
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Halloween
Costumes. Campiness. Horror movies. Phoebe Bridgers, patron saint of sad music and noted bisexual, literally wrote a song called “Halloween.” I rest my case.
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Ugly patterned button-down shirts
@hiimtintin I noticed I have a huge amount of button ups 💀##mypride ##lgbtqia ##queer ##bisexualculture ##bipride ##fyp
Or, my entire closet.
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Shooting your goddamn shot
I think about Demi Lovato propositioning Rihanna for a makeout sesh on The Ellen Show at least once a week. My fellow shy bis, take a cue from Demi. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.