Men in the Democratic Republic of the Congo have the largest average-sized penis, according to a chart from 9gag. Men in the African nation tip the rule at around 7.1 inches, widely topping guys in the U.S., who unzip at around five inches.
Meanwhile, the U.S. is sagging behind Russia, Japan and — this is where it hurts the most — Canada. It’s bad enough we have to lose to them in every global category from education to health care, but penis size?
Maybe using the metric system is giving them a few extra millimeters?