Which Country Has The Largest Average Penis Size?


Men in the Democratic Republic of the Congo have the largest average-sized penis, according to a chart from 9gag. Men in the African nation tip the rule at around 7.1 inches, widely topping guys in the U.S., who unzip at around five inches.



A recent chart from The Sun  corroborates Congo’s cocksuredness, though the numbers may be based on a heavily criticized 2012 study.


Meanwhile, the U.S. is sagging behind Russia, Japan and — this is where it hurts the most — Canada. It’s bad enough we have to lose to them in every global category from education to health care, but penis size?

Maybe using the metric system is giving them a few extra millimeters?


Lester Fabian Brathwaite is an LA-based writer, editor, bon vivant, and all-around sassbag. He's formerly Senior Editor of Out Magazine and is currently hungry. Insta: @lefabrat