This Week In Fabulous 4/30: Gaga Loving Soldiers, Sex Tapes and Chubby-Cheeked Babies

You know, it’s hard to make a guy as good-looking as Alexander Skarsgard more attractive. Unless you make him a vampire. Who likes to bite your neck.

–By Cory Stottlemyer

Well, this week has been pretty dragtastic, hasn’t it? I’ve never seen so much eye shadow, big hair or glitter in one week. I’m definitely not complaining. Read ahead to see what other fabulous things went on this week!

5. U.S. soldiers take on Lady Gaga’s “Telephone.”

We didn’t ask, but these guys are still telling the world. About their love for Gaga, that is.

Wow, Gaga fever really is everywhere. Some soldiers in Afghanistan filmed their own version of Gaga’s “Telephone” and there really is no way to explain it. I have never been so entertained yet so confused at the same time. Seriously, I know some hardcore Gaga fans who can only dream of creating something so over the top. Check out the video here.

Sexy spies, babies with attitude and graphic gay vampires after the jump!


4. Angelina Jolie kicks ass.


Now how bad ass does Angelina Jolie’s new film, Salt, look? It just feels right to see Angelina donning leather, black hair and kicking ass, you know? It’s always nice to see her taking some time away from her army of children to save the world.

3. Sandra Bullock ditches her man and gets a new baby.

Those cheeks! That side-eye! I’m dying from this baby’s cuteness.

Okay, so I’ve been holding some resentment against her after she beat Meryl for the Oscar, but it’s really hard to dislike Sandra Bullock when she’s so damn likable. Even my cold heart has melted a little for her these past couple weeks, and this new baby news makes me happy! But People? Can we please talk about Sandy without having to bring up that other woman?

2. Chelsea Handler has a sexy, sexy video.


Gay-loving comedian Chelsea Handler apparently made a “sex tape” back when she was 23. Said tape involves her doing stand-up, but then it cuts quickly to a shot of her, erm, getting busy. The funny gal addressed the topic on her show in the only way she knows how: with lots of eye rolling and angry yelling. Gotta love her.

1. Alexander Skarsgard has no problem with PDA.

In a recent interview with People magazine, hot Swedish actor and star of True Blood Alexander Skarsgard talked about how comfortable he is getting naked on camera. The actor said, “I shot a very, very graphic scene two days ago with a man. I am from Sweden, and it’s different there. If it makes sense, I’ll just do it. And to me, so far, it’s made sense every single time I’ve got naked or made out on the show.”

See, to me, graphic scenes involving other men always makes sense when Skarsgard is involved. Check out Skarsgard in the above clip, the first of several teasers HBO releasing before the premiere of the third season.