This Week in Fabulous 7/31: She-Wolves, Half-Naked Men, and Excessive Plastic Surgery!

– By Cory Stottlemyer

It’s time for this weeks edition of “This Week In Fabulous!” There’s lots of famous bitches in this post, so prepare yourself for some diva attitude. Plus it’s my birthday, so this post is extra special!

5. Shakira’s “She Wolf” music video premiere!

Shakira is back! The music video for her single “She Wolf” is here, and I’m glad to say that her dancing is still as hot and sexy as ever. You can check out a short “making of” for the video here.

Watch the real deal premiere below!

Shakira – New Music – More Music Videos

More about musicals, models, Lindsay, Joan and Kathy after the jump!

4. Glee is going on tour.

Several cast members from Fox’s upcoming musical comedy show “Glee” are going on tour! Heading out to emo-tastic Hot Topic stores across the country, the young stars of the fabulous new show will be answering fan questions and will talk about what’s to be expected for the upcoming season! Head over to Fox’s blog to see if the stars are coming to a mall near you.

3. “Make Me a Supermodel” finalist Jonathan Waud on the cover of Bello Magazine.

Now here’s some pretty to make your day better. Make Me a Supermodel finalist Jonathan Waud may not have won the show, but that’s not stopping him from taking his shirt off and being incredibly sexy. Here he is on the cover of Bello Magazine. Head on over to their website to check out more steamy pictures from the photoshoot. I hope this isn’t the last we’ve seen of him!

2. Lindsay Lohan could possibly make a fun movie again!

Yep, you read that correctly. The dear Perez reported that Grindhouse co-helmer Robert Rodriguez wants to put LiLo in a flick he’s planning with Robert DeNiro, Jonah Hill and Michelle Rodriguez. It’s worth nothing that creepy Steven Seagal is also rumored to be in the film, but who cares? Lindsay in a possibly good film, on the heels of Georgia Rule and the straight-to-TV Labor Pains? It’s a miracle. Rodriguez says if she wants the part, it’s hers. And trust… How could she not want it?

In the meantime, at least we get to see her in the new season of Project Runway. Joy!

1. The Roast of Joan Rivers is coming to Comedy Central!

Though it doesn’t air until August 9, the Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers was filmed earlier this week and it looks like it’s going to be hilarious. Comedy Central has uploaded several video previews of the roast, including the above hilarious video of Joan talking about what she’s expecting to hear. The show is going to be hosted by Kathy Griffin. Seriously, there are going to be so many bitches on that stage I don’t know if I can handle it. Check out a clip of Kathy Griffin starting the show below: