Tiffany Haddish Told Gay Couple at Bar She Would Have Their Baby

"I'll pay child support, y'all can raise it."

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Appearing as a guest this week on Late Night with Seth Meyers, Girls Trip’s Tiffany Haddish shared a story about meeting two gay men at a hotel bar while bonding with Like a Boss co-star Rose Byrne.

“There’s these guys at the bar that I’m definitely not their type—they like, you know, men,” recalled the comedian, who had been throwing back vodka. “And I start hitting on them. And once I get a little drink in me, I want to donate my womb. I’m very giving.”

“I was like, ’Hey, you guys wanna have a baby?’ And Rose is like, ’Don’t say that to them!’ I said, ’No, they look like they love each other. If y’all want to have a baby, let me know. I’ll pay child support, y’all can raise it. I’ll carry it and I’ll breastfeed it for six months, and it’s all yours.’ And they were thinking about taking me up on that, I think.” Sounds like a solid plan.

Haddish also talked about bringing co-star Billy Porter to the male strip club Swinging Richards in Atlanta, where they filmed Like a Boss. “Whenever I’m in Atlanta, you can probably catch me there. My favorite thing in the world is to see men dancing with no shirt on—or pants.”

Joined by Byrne, Haddish recently told Logo about her love for Swinging Richards as well. Watch that chat below.

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