While You Were Working: ‘Time’ Cover Creeps Out Entire Internet

This kid is probably not going to forget this. (Photo: Time)

TBS has picked up Cougar Town, which is awesome, but also makes Busy Philipps’ ABC-bashing comments the other day seem a little less ballsy because she probably already knew. But she’s still ballsy!
Reese Witherspoon’s mom is suing her dad for bigamy, but it’s a lot more complicated than that and allegedly involved dementia and hoarding, and you know, we should probably all just stay out of it.
Fifty Shades of Grey author E.L. James has two more books coming!
Do you have relatives or old loser friends on Facebook who still don’t believe in same sex marriage? Show them this! They can’t argue with it.
Time Magazine achieved exactly the level of attention they were seeking when they put this mom with her son’s boob in his mouth on their cover. Now everyone is talking about this dumb thing instead of real issues, but whatever. Happens every day. Enjoy your night! (mares)!