Worried your sex drive will dry up when you reach your golden years? Well, a trio of  men in their 80s were discovered having sex in a public park Sunday afternoon by a family walking by.

The elderly chaps were all wearing women's tennis skirts when Dean Smallhatch and his kids stumbled upon them on their visit to Desborough Island, in Surrey, England. (As if it needs to be said, there are no tennis courts on the island.)

“Out in front of us, the path opened up and three elderly men, in their 70s to 80s, were dressed in female clothing, namely tennis skirts, and they were engaging in sexual activity,” Smallhatch said. He quickly took his children back to the car where he noticed a handwritten note tucked under his windshield—an invitation to check out a gay-cruising website.

Then, as the Smallhatches drove away, he spotted another man, complete naked, walking along Walton Lane.

“My children have been very upset by this and I am now very concerned," Smallhatch told the Richmond and Twickenham Times. “These areas are public and there are lots of women and families who would be very upset by this blatant and grossly offensive behavior.”

Apparently Desborough Island—an artificial isle built in the 1930s—is well known as a cruising spot.

Smallhatch asked the the local council to seal off the island, or at least cut down bushes that block visibility, but council members say they haven't received any other complaints of this sort.

h/t: Inquistr