Don’t do drugs, kids.
In the latest episode of UNHhhh, Trixie Mattel and Katya tell viewers about their most horrific drug trips—and their stories will leave you clutching your pearls and hugging your old D.A.R.E. t-shirt from middle school.
Trixie is the amateur out of the two when it comes to drugs, but her tales are doozies. Like the time she took bad ecstasy with Kim Chi and slept on a roof? Sound fun? Nope.
Katya has done her fair share of illegal substances, enough to break them down into categories and give Trixie an educational lesson on the different types of drugs. She hares her own horror stories like the time she chugged Robitussin and imagined she had a giant scab all over her body.
Like we said: Don’t. Do. Drugs.
Katya even lists all of the things that have been falsely sold to her as drugs over the years like wood chips and oregano.
If you take away one thing from the video remember to never try to impress Latrice Royale by smoking marijuana with her. You might end up with a blue butt.
And don’t take edibles at Dollywood.
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