“True Blood” Season 7 Teaser: “There’s No One Left”

Okay, so the last couple of seasons of True Blood have been … hit and miss. Last season … more miss. But hopefully the show can things turn around when it comes back for the seventh and final season this summer.

HBO has released the first teaser, and things look bleak for the town of Bon Temps, with sick vampires, citizens turning against each other, and the government washing their hands of the situation.

Worst of all, there’s no sign of Eric anywhere. Last time we saw him, his wang was engulfed in flames (as was mine at his full frontal scene), but he’s missing from this teaser, as is Bill. So it’s not all bad!

What are you hoping to see in the final season?

True Blood returns on HBO on Sunday, June 22.

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