Amazon Reviewers Have A Field Day With Trump “Make America Great Again” Christmas Ornament

"It called Mary a nasty woman, told Joseph to go back where he came from [and] built a wall around the manger."

Some Amazon users are not thrilled about Donald Trump’s official Christmas tree ornament.

After the bauble—a brass-and-gold red cap emblazoned with “Make America Great Again”—popped up on the site with a $150 price tag, thousands wrote scathing “reviews” lampooning the president-elect.

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Here are just a sample of the more than 3,500 reviews currently available for the item:

“It tried to put my nativity figures into an internment camp. Would not buy again.”

“It came with an entire crate of white hood ornaments. Great bargain! Downside: My tree is now on fire.”

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“I put it in my Nativity scene but it kept demanding Jesus’ birth certificate and threatening to deport the three wise men.”

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“My tree decided to organize a hostile takeover of the neighbor’s house, called my 3-year-old a loser because he can’t tie his shoes yet, and just fired the couch.”

And our favorite:

“My office puts up a tree every year and we pool resources to get a really nice ornament, usually on the pricey side.

For example, 8 years ago we got a really nice, hand crafted ornament from Hawaii. We liked it so much, we decided to get another one just like it 4 years later. Well, this year we all got together and chose a sedate, classy ornament from a shop in New York. My New York friends swore by their work and so we voted and chose it.

But then this red and gold POS showed up in the mail and we can’t figure out why! We went through the vote hat again and we definitely voted for the New York piece with overwhelming numbers. I’m a bit worried that our manager, who thinks he’s special and soooo sELECTIVE, might have gone over our heads and ordered this one instead.”

Read more reviews of the ornament (which is currently, ahem, sold out) here.

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