TV on Tap: Elizabeth Banks Making a “Modern Family” Return, “The Americans” Sets the Date and Has Karl Rove Been Exiled on Fox News?

Adam Paly is the guest on tonight’s Chelsea Lately! Even better, guess who’s guest-hosting!
(Hint: She’s somewhere in this picture.)


TV Guide writes a defense Of Sam Winchester for the Supernatural fans angry that he took a year off from hunting. Me, I’ve been off Team Dean ever since he killed Jewel Staite’s character. No one messes with Kaylee.

Elizabeth Banks has booked a return appearance on Modern Family as Mitch and Cam’s hard-partying pal, according to EW.

In today’s ’technology gets creepy’ news, Yahoo! News notes that Verizon has filed a patent for a DVR that would record and watch the audience in addition to recording TV programs. The device would detect when viewers respond to a commercial and listen in on conversations to catch keywords to help identify relevant ads. This kind of thing is why my partner won’t allow a Kinect in the house.

Meanwhile, here’s your bit of schadenfreude for the day: New York Magazine says that Fox News is cutting back on how much airtime Karl Rove and Dick Morris get, with producers instructed to get permission before booking Rove or Morris for a show. According New York, Fox News boss Roger Ailes is frustrated with the way Rove’s election night reality-denying meltdown and Morris’ prediction of a landslide victory for Mitt Romney inspired so many jokes at Fox’s expense.

Mark your calendars, The Americans will debut on FX on January 30, bringing Matthew Rhys back to your TV screens.

Michael Richards has joined Kirstie Alley and Rhea Perlman as part of the cast of the TV Land pilot Giant Baby while Gilles Marini has been cast in a potential recurring role, according to Deadline. They’ll both play members of the household staff for Alley’s character, a Broadway star who meets the son she put up for adoption years ago. Richards will play her driver while Marini will play the chef.

Speaking of Seinfeld alumni, Jason Alexander is filming an appearance on Community.

Deadline reports that Bravo has ordered its first two scripted drama pilots — The Joneses based on the indie film of the same name about a suburban family who are secretly buzz marketers while Rita is a drama about a private school teacher.

I’m still trying to pretend this isn’t happening.

Last week’s Homeland may have driven critics crazy (Vulture explains why) but was the series most-watched episode and even beat Showtime’s former ratings champion, Dexter.


Anderson Live (syndicated) Check local listings
I don’t usually enjoy Meghan McCain’s TV appearances (unless she’s talking with Thomas Roberts) but if she turns out to be a fan of Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23 when it comes time to interview James Van Der Beek, I might suppress my urge to roll my eyes the next time she discusses politics.

The Talk (CBS) Check local listings
A pretty gay week at The Talk continues with Fran Drescher talking up Happily Divorced.

The Ellen DeGeneres Show (syndicated) Check local listings
Ellen’s got a Two of a Kind Grease reunion today with Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta. Mario Lopez is also set to show up. The last time he visited Ellen got him down to his skivvies, so let’s hope there’s a repeat of that.

The Wendy Williams Show (syndicated) Check local listings
Mario Cantone is joining Wendy today to make you non-New Yorkers sad you can’t go to his upcoming show. Also, Olympian Gabby Douglas will be talking about her book.

Days of Our Lives (NBC) Check local listings
Gabi and Nick announce their engagement, prompting Will to mope around town because gay men in soap operas are supposed to become fathers through mistaken one-night stands, nowadays. We’ll be there to liveblog Will’s sad faces starting at 1PM Eastern!

Arrow (CW) 8:00 PM ET
Oliver is so thrilled that there’s a pretty woman who can empathize with his secret identity, he rushes in to a relationship with her, despite Diggle’s warnings. There’s a gay metaphor in Oliver’s desire to find people like him, let’s see if Arrow goes there.

Supernatural (CW) 9:00 PM ET
Now that Castiel is back, this is a good time to bring Benny around to provide some earthbound tension for the Destiel shippers. Tonight Sam and Dean investigate a death that looks like it was caused at the hand of a vampire. According to another demon hunter working the case, Benny is suspect number one.

Suburgatory (ABC) 9:30 PM ET
After various suspicions and panicked denials, things go haywire for the Shay family as Ryan learns he was adopted and that his tendency toward visible abdominal muscles and general hotness isn’t a recessive gene that simply skipped a generation in his family tree.

The Grammy Nominations Concert Live! (CBS) 10:00 PM ET
why didn’t a TV network think of turning the Grammy nomination announcement into a TV concert special sooner? It makes so much sense ‐ and tonight’s special will have performances from Maroon 5, Fun and The Who.

American Horror Story (FX) 10:00 PM ET
Last season ended with a heartwarming Christmas episode, but we’re only at the midpoint of the season so we’ve got a deranged Briarcliff patient in a Santa hat played by Ian MacShane. That means I’ll be looking for excuses to yell “Swedgen!” at the screen in a Chinese accent. (That’s a Deadwood reference for all you fellow fans of the HBO Western.)

Hot in Cleveland (TV Land) 10:00 PM ET
Melanie learns that life is tough when your new boss is played by Heather Locklear.

Love You, Mean It with Whitney Cummings (E!) 10:30 PM ET
Okay, I’m not sure if I liked the debut of Cummings’ new talk show, or if it just couldn’t help but look good in comparison to her sitcom, but I guess I’ll find out when Party Down alum Lizzy Caplan chats with Whitney.

Happily Divorced (TV Land0 10:30 PM ET
It’s meet the parents time for Fran when Elliot’s family (Florence Henderson and Robert Wagner) are in town… so, does Fran celebrate the occasion by asking Peter to hide or trying to explain his presence?

Watch What Happens Live (Bravo) 11:00 PM ET
Andy chats with Billy Ray Cyrus and Carmen Electra tonight.

Conan (TBS) 11:00 PM ET
Jim Parsons will be sitting on Conan’s couch tonight.

Chelsea Lately (E!) 11:00 PM ET
Not only is Casey Wilson tonight’s guest-host, her interview guest is Adam Pally. It’s a Happy Endings spectacular!

What will you be watching tonight? Please share in the comments!

Tomorrow’s Preview

Anderson Live (syndicated) Check local listings
Stacy London is Anderson’s co-host tomorrow.

The Talk (CBS) Check local listings
Perez Hilton is scheduled for tomorrow’s show.


Lyle Masaki is a fan of obscure superheroes, video games, adorkable guys and that show you loved that got cancelled way too soon.