Twitter Opens The Library And Reads The Grammys: The 75 Best (And Worst) Tweets
Y'all were downright nasty last night on Twitter–and we loved every second of it.
CBS' broadcast of the 57th Annual Grammy Awards was entertaining enough, but Twitter was the real show, where folks lobbed their shadiest remarks about some of the night's standout moments.
The library was open, so we decided to card catalogue 75 of the night's best reads below.
LL Cool J now only exists to host awards shows.— John Anthony (@chocobohomo) February 9, 2015
"Well one of us is going to have to change." - Pharrell seething in the audience as AC/DC performs
— John Walker (@JohnWawker) February 9, 2015
— Complex Style (@ComplexStyle) February 9, 2015
Needs more Missy
— Steven Avalos (@stevenstorms) February 9, 2015
How long until they don't have awards on the Grammys and it's just a concert— Abraham Riesman (@abrahamjoseph) February 9, 2015
Lol everyone is on so much coke.
— Aaron Edwards (@aaronmedwards) February 9, 2015
— Brice Sander (@bricesander) February 9, 2015
Ariana Grande just keeps trying it and we just keep letting her and I think that’s kind of mean of us
— Amanda Mull (@amandamull) February 9, 2015
are Gaga and Tony Bennett dating?— MJC (@mCase513) February 9, 2015
Keyshia Cole serving construction site attire! pic.twitter.com/t4MtgrT2La
— Achmat Akkad (@Akhenaten15) February 9, 2015
Arianna Grande performed at Superman's dad's ice cave.— Judd Apatow (@JuddApatow) February 9, 2015
At some point, we’ve just got to give up and let Jessie J be a thing.
— Hunter Schwarz (@hunterschwarz) February 9, 2015
Tom Jones shouldn't be allowed to perform songs that aren't "It's not unusual"— Wesley Lowery (@WesleyLowery) February 9, 2015
"I'm not gonna make this awkward." - Pharrell, making it awkward. #Grammys
— Brice Sander (@bricesander) February 9, 2015
After the world is a scorched nuclear wasteland and even the cockroaches have died out, "Happy" will still be playing at the mall— Abraham Riesman (@abrahamjoseph) February 9, 2015
Who wore it better? pic.twitter.com/gxFvLhXA1f
— Andrés Duque (@Blabbeando) February 9, 2015
who wore it best? pic.twitter.com/2cqAVRPbzl— DN (@dshanoum) February 9, 2015
Could you imagine having to sit next to Rihanna in that dress??
— Samuel Colt (@MrSamuelColt) February 9, 2015
Somewhere Sam Smith's exboyfriend is saying "yeah but no amount of Grammys will make up for his crying during sex"— Butt Stallion (@ChrisMySass) February 9, 2015
Darkchild Version
— Rich Juzwiak (@RichJuz) February 9, 2015
Frankie Grande knocks Madonna out backstage, puts on her costume, emerges to take his moment in the spotlight— Sam Lansky (@samlansky) February 9, 2015
Ariana grande look like a small carrot
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) February 9, 2015
Cute Madonna jokes. She wouldn't fuck a single one of you.— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) February 9, 2015
Not gonna sit here and watch Madonna do kegels on stage like this
— WJ (@WMsDiary) February 9, 2015
I'm convinced about love now. It's good.— Rich Juzwiak (@RichJuz) February 9, 2015
Josh Duhamel is at the #Grammys. Fergie is not.
— Brice Sander (@bricesander) February 9, 2015
We are all Nicole Kidman standing alone swaying to E.L.O., looking around for support.— andrew spena (@iamsosorry) February 9, 2015
Taylor Swift is dancing exclusively for buzzfeed's gif creators. #GRAMMYs
— McArthur Joseph (@mcarthurjoseph) February 9, 2015
Iggy Azalea and the Temple of WTF pic.twitter.com/FdNsWEtbGR— Ira III, Part 1 (@irathethird) February 9, 2015
All these performances so far have had me like pic.twitter.com/gq4rDot4MX
— assgod (@ItsKevinHunty) February 9, 2015
Hozier blows the doors off his local hairdresser's salon. "Give me the Elaine Benes."— Jamieson Cox (@jamiesoncox) February 9, 2015
Slay me @tabathacoffey !!! I LOVE UR GRAMMY PERFORMANCE
— Adele's Nutritionist (@alekjandro) February 9, 2015
going from annie lennox to all about that bass was my 2015 low point— Rembert Browne (@rembert) February 9, 2015
The Weeknd's hair is approaching Chris Kirkpatrick levels.
— Vulture (@vulture) February 9, 2015
Grand Budapest Pharrell— Slade Sohmer (@SladeHV) February 9, 2015
It's a shame Suge Knight is missing this.
— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) February 9, 2015
— James Brown III (@TheJBIII) February 9, 2015
Hey @katyperry, Where are the dancing Sharks?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) February 9, 2015
my view tonight at the Grammy's pic.twitter.com/IBfI5vMGEq— Helen Keller (@The_HelenKeller) February 9, 2015
How Katy's performance should have gone pic.twitter.com/PikdxioWdC
— Brian Corey (@buhriancorey) February 9, 2015
— Alex Robinson (@ItsAlexRobinson) February 9, 2015
i love this song. i love their pantsuits. i love that they want the weekend to come but none of them have day jobs. #GRAMMYs
— Caitlin Abber (@everydaycaitlin) February 9, 2015
Paul McCartney "what is whilin?"— Daniel Aubry (@Aubs89) February 9, 2015
“Ladies and gentlemen, Shia LaBeouf.” - a thing that got said at the Grammys
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 9, 2015
— Oscar Raymundo (@OscarRaymundo) February 9, 2015
How does Frankie Grande have the best seat at the Grammys and more screen time than Beyoncé? HELP ME UNDERSTAND THIS!!!!!
— Michael Yerxa (@mikeyerxa) February 9, 2015
— Vulture (@vulture) February 9, 2015
Best part of the Grammys is seeing my favorite celebrities slink offstage alone in darkness.
— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) February 9, 2015
Taylor Swift is the homecoming queen who even becomes friends with the goth kids. It's all good.— Jacob Bernstein (@BernsteinJacob) February 9, 2015
Sam Smith is real life Kurt from "Glee."
— Dave Holmes (@DaveHolmes) February 9, 2015
Hillary Clinton has won more Grammys than Iggy Azalea. pic.twitter.com/Y0h2JMJvcR— Scott Bixby (@scottbix) February 9, 2015
Pardon me while I watch the Sunday HBO lineup.
— Adrian Muniz (@adrianmuniz) February 9, 2015
Prince is starting to dress like one of my grandmother's friends.— billy eichner (@billyeichner) February 9, 2015
Can't wait for Buzzfeed's "20 teens who have no idea who Beck is" piece.
— Scott Rising (@Rising) February 9, 2015
— Frank Costa (@feistyfrank) February 9, 2015
You guys the world just can't keep turning. Beyonce just lost that Grammy to an aging garden gnome. #grammys
— Phillip Picardi (@pfpicardi) February 9, 2015
— Jorge Fernández (@Viniceo) February 9, 2015
"Do the Grammys mean Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett can finally stop hanging out?"- is the thought in both Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett's heads.
— JefferySelf (@JefferySelf) February 9, 2015
Sam Smith updating his Grindr profile as we speak pic.twitter.com/MZpAEQOEIl— Butt Stallion (@ChrisMySass) February 9, 2015
BEYONCÉ didn't win album of the year because it's album of the millennium
— Common Gay Boy (@CGBPosts) February 9, 2015
364 more days until I think about the Grammys again— Marc Snetiker (@MarcSnetiker) February 9, 2015
Why is Anna Kendrick wearing Emma Watson’s Feminism Speech at Rutgers clothes tho
— Ira III, Part 1 (@irathethird) February 9, 2015
Gwyneth Paltrow is dressed as Liza Minnelli's shower curtain— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) February 9, 2015
I had no idea we lived in complicated times until Gwyneth told me.
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 9, 2015
— Sibongile Mafu (@sboshmafu) February 9, 2015
Michelle Williams rushes from stage left singing "When Jesus Say Yes!" and gets tackled by security.
— T. Kyle (@tkylemac) February 9, 2015
— Maggie Coughlan (@MaggieCoughlan) February 9, 2015
Never forget where you were on the day Beyonce was the opening act to John Legend and Common. pic.twitter.com/kwAUkPxyXb
— Brandon Wenerd (@brandonwenerd) February 9, 2015
Laying in bed watching @Beyonce perform at @TheGRAMMYs pic.twitter.com/yFjXLzYIrm— Ian Monroe (@iandavidmonroe) February 9, 2015
Someone walk Paul McCartney back to his car, and be kind to him.
— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) February 9, 2015
madonna's ass is in a sling-for real! wow-the horns on the dancers r cool. goats r everywhere now— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) February 9, 2015
I AM DEAD!! #GRAMMYs #RihannaNavy pic.twitter.com/nUnm3BIVOJ
— Anthony Michael (@tmzanthony) February 9, 2015
Remember 6 months ago when Beyonce and Jay were absolutely, 100%, without question getting divorced?— Greg Bennett (@GreggyBennett) February 9, 2015
On the whole can we just admit the ballads don't play as well when we're not alone in our cars thinking about a breakup. #grammys2015
— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) February 9, 2015
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 9, 2015
