Porn in England just got a whole lot more vanila: An amendment to the 2003 Communications Act has banned a variety of fairly common kinks from online porn.

The Independent Reports the acts that have been banned include serious spanking and whipping, humiliation and abusive language, physical restraints, depictions of non-consensual sex, roleplaying as non-adults, strangulation, face-sitting and fisting.

Those last three listed fall under acts the British Board of Film Senors deemed "life-endangering."

Oddly, female ejaculation was also banned—as were water sports, unless not performed on another person or consumed.

The lengthy list of kinks were already prohibited in porn shot for DVD release.

Brits can still watch all kinds of porn online—there's no ban on viewing any kinks on foreign sites—but the new standards hit producers of female-oriented, BDSM and gay porn in the UK hardest.

"There appear to be no rational explanations for most of the rules," Jerry Barnett of Sex and Censorship told Vice UK. "They're simply a set of moral judgements designed by people who have struggled endlessly to stop the British people from watching pornography."