As part of its promotion for Modern Family, USA has invited regular families to introduce themselves to viewers in short clips, and ruminate on which Modern Family characters they’re most like.
Above, we meet gay couple Daniel and Marvin Suarez, and their son Marvin-Daniel. Daniel says he’s a lot like Gloria (“Spicy!”), while Marvin is more like Jay. “Instead of saying good morning to me, he’ll send me a text message, ‘Hey, get me coffee!”
Hey, at least you don’t have to deal with morning breath.