Anderson Cooper is tying up his canceled talk show in fine form — with cackling talk show hostesses who don’t mind making “gooey crack” jokes at his expense.
In this instant classic, Kathie Lee Gifford uses “dermaflage” goo to fill in the adorable crease over Anderson’s nose. This sounds like sacrilege until it’s revealed that Kathie Lee wants to make premature ejaculation jokes about the goo and ass jokes about the crack. God bless her. And Hota Kotb’s incredulity.