Ms. Tanya Roberts (right) takes her Creole holidays seriously. In fact, we think she celebrates year-round!
If you’re trying to assess how to tackle this season’s Mardi Gras festivities (“to flash or not to flash your doodads for beads”) and what to bake for the celebratory events around “Shrove-tide,” then you’re in luck!!!
In this new and delightful installment of “The Damiana Files” ex-”Charlie’s Angel” and “That 70′s Show” star Tanya Roberts (played by the hilarious Drew Droege, aka the drag “Chloe Sevigny”) teaches game-for-anything lady reporter Damiana Garcia how best to enjoy the festive holiday – and how to earn those beads… Plus, Tanya and Damiana embark on their own two-lady Mardi Gras parade!
Sample a few classic quotes from this Creole-flavored extravaganza:
“Sandra Lee is an asshole.”
“Hey look, my room’s on fire!”
“Smells like Jeff Daniel’s balls. Pungent, yet sweet… Yet, honest.”
Let the good times roll!
Happy Mardi Gras from Damiana and Tanya!