“Jessica Simpson” and Damiana Garcia: Christmas Angels! Both of them!!!! Mwaahhh!
When lady reporter Damiana Garcia (Michael Lucid) checks in with pop songstress Jessica Simpson (played by the hilarious Willam Belli from the notorious 2010 film “Ticked-Off Trannies With Knives”) about her new holiday album “Happy Christmas” the conversation soon veers in other directions.
Among the topics covered are Jessica’s alleged falling-out with her gay BFF Ken Paves; Jessica’s tabloid-worthy relationships with John Mayer, Tony Romo and fiance Eric Johnson; her much-maligned weight gain in the media (and her very novel holiday cookie recipe); and a tip for proper care of one’s hair extensions.
Happy Holidays from Damiana and Jessica!
Catch new episodes of “The Damiana Files” on NewNowNext.com and at Worldofwonder.net. Peace on Earth! Now… Eat a cookie!
Theme song by The Hmmm.
