Watch Now: RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4 Teaser!

Hunty... Walk THIS WAY.

Gurl, it’s like “Mission Im-puss-ible” up in herrre.
Or maybe it’s “The Dragma Initiative.”
Maybe it’s “Men in Black Pumps.”

Whatevs. It’s time to present the very first, majorly exclusive, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it teaser for RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4. And from what we can tell, the Drag-U-Lator has been revamped courtesy of NASA, Starfleet and Barbarella…

Earlier today, you got the news about some of the fab guest judges set for Season 4 (Glee’s Amber Riley, Modern Family’s Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Kelly Osbourne, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Rose McGowan, Loretta Devine). Cute, right? And this sassy little video snippet will get its TV premiere tonight during the airing of the “A-List: New York” reunion special on Logo (it will appear somewhere around 10:55pm ET), but you can see it here FIRST.

And if you’re extra-obsessed, see if you can decode the certain naughty message hidden in the teaser. Then go wash your brain out with soap.


Yes, that is the Muzak version of “Jealous of My Boogie” you’re hearing. And yes, it can be your new ringtone. And isn’t it comforting to hear that signature Ru cackle again? You didn’t even realize how much you’d missed it…

Start planning your Monday-night viewing parties now, Kittens!

John Polly is a former editor at NewNowNext. He now makes the magic happen at World of Wonder.