In the Miley-choked humidity of late August, it’s hard to imagine a breath of fresh air sweeping in to refresh pop culture successfully. Alas, my friends. Alas.
Here we are with a video of Jackie Collins reading the lyrics to Cher’s “Woman’s World,” purring like a legend, rattling the wind chimes on our veranda with class and sauciness. It is perfect. And I think I learned something? Yes. I understand womanhood now. That’s what it is.
Next: Joan Collins reads all of Sonny Bono’s Congressional speeches, stopping only to pierce us with stares.