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Watch! Broken Social Scene's New Video for "Texico Bitches" Gets Greasy and, well... GAY!

Whoa... You boys want some croutons to go along with that balsamic vinegar and frottage???

Need a break from holiday tunes? (Sorry, Mariah... We love you but even I have to step away from the candy canes and Hershey's kisses every little while.) Good! 'Cuz Canada's Broken Social Scene has a nifty new music video out for their single "Texico Bitches." And it's greasy. And GAY.

A little wrestling match in a field gets interesting once the lads get squirted with some kind of greasy brown oil... And then it gets REAL INTIMATE. Woo-hoo! It's dirty hipster love!!!!

Too bad all the spectators get all miffed about it. Can't two fellas just get their greasy grope on???

See? Things start simple and clean enough...

More festive stills after the jump...

After a bit of oil gets drizzled, then it gets sassy...

and a little, well... friendly.

Hey, it's just a dude licking his buddy. No biggie.

Hmmmm, how do I put this... Things get a bit "spewy" all over the place.

Ummm, guys? Not sure that inside-the-pants grab is a legit wrestling move... Just sayin'.

And, the other folks just get a little confused. Waaaah waaaaaah...

Thanks, BSS!!!! Anybody got a towel???

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