Out comic John Early newest YouTube clip is a shot-for-shot remake of Nomi Malone's first rehearsal from Showgirls. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Early made the video to promote his new Ars Nova show, Literally Me, and enlisted some familiar faces to recreate Elizabeth Berkeley's star turn—including Cole Escola as Nomi's hard-ass director Marty and comic Kate Berlant as the Evian-loving Gay.

Mother of God, this is accurate. Makes me want to rigorously shake salt all over my fries and life.

In case you need some context, here's the original scene.

And in case you want a glimpse at the man behind Nomi, here's Early as a gay pal of Jenna's on 30 Rock.