Watch! “If You Love Me,” You Won’t Shovel This Anti-Gay Crap

This may be the stupidest thing you will ever see.

I don’t know where to being with this groan-inducing, completely incompetent anti-gay video for … something. I don’t even care who put it out, it’s the same kind of Focus On The Family bull we’ve had to endure for years. The difference is how shockingly shoddy it is.

And are those mustard stains on his shirt?

Remember the good old days, when they actually tried? Ahhh … memories.

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