Last season we saw armpits and injections, but not like THIS! Ouuuuuuuch!
“WE’RE NOT GONNA HAVE ANY PROBLEMS LIKE WE DID LAST YEAR, RIGHT???”
Um, yeah. Sure.
And so it begins. Here we go, A-Listers! It’s time for your first glimpse at a big teaser packed with clips, previews and moments from the forthcoming Season 2 of “The A-List: New York” (jousting its way into your heart and liver on Monday, July 25th at 10pm ET).
Those same crazy boys (and one possibly loca chica) are back for more high-falutin’ antics and dishy drama. And before you watch the mashed-up moments (Hawaii? Nude internet pics! Fencing!) why not take a little test… TRY to guess which cast member says each of these memorable mouthfuls:
“Keep the guest list tight – and security tighter.”
“My naked body ended up on the internet.”
“He smelled like Funyons — and broccoli!!!!”
“He’s dating a girl?????”
“I am a woman. YOU DONT’ TOUCH A WOMAN!”
Hmmm. I’m just gonna play it safe and guess TJ, for all of the above!!! (And really? Somebody actually touches a woman this season? Oooh, there are some changes being made.)
Anyway, watch all the snippets in the teaser below and just TRY to figure out what the hell is going on. Zoinks.
And for more “A-List” fun after the jump – PHOTOS! And squirrelly captions!
OK. Let’s do a quick look at a few of our lovely castmembers…
AUSTIN
What is this? Die Another Day meets Hamlet at Equinox?” Oh hell, may as well just have another bottle of Korbel, thanks.
DEREK
Best Frenemies Forever??? Oooh, you know when Derek starts pointing that finger, it’s getting serious… Or GUNTY!!!!!
NYASHA
Nyasha is a fierce NYC lady because she tries on dresses in big rooms as people sit and watch. Turn it, honey! But really, look at that smile. Butter would not melt. In. Her. Mouth. EVER. (And if it did it would be fired immediately.)
And I’m not even sure what to say about the screaming match/fight suggested between Nyasha and Austin in the teaser. I’m guessing one of them took the last piece of calamari from the Therapy bar-menu sampler platter and it went downhill from there fast.
REICHEN
From what I can gather, Reichen and TJ go to Hawaii for some happy hour drink specials. OR maybe they’ve signed up as a team on The Amazing Race 23! Reichen is totally gonna recapture his former glory, yo! And TJ is gonna turn some sarongs and floppy hats out.
RODINEY
Rodiney, we see, is modeling. And he’s possibly boinking a lady. Or just having lunch with one or modeling with one, which is basically the same thing in A-List world. And he’s being menaced by supernatural forces or a supervillian. DANGERS!!!!!
RYAN
Ryan, while enjoying a moment socializing with friends, has an epiphany and realizes his destiny is to join CHEER New York. And then… OMG, how badass does he look in those shades? YES! Ms. Nickulas is totally serving us 70s-cop-show-foxy-David-Soul-hotness! Book ‘em!!!
And finally…
Don’t hate, Girl… I’M TROPICAL, HONEY!!!!
Mark your calendars. July 25th, 10pm ET on Logo. A-LIST 2: THE QUICKENING.
