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Watch The Men Of Team USA Striptease While Reciting Gold-Medal Pick-Up Lines

"I took second today, so you could come first."

Are you ready to fall in love with the dudes of Team USA?

In a tongue-in-cheek video for Cosmopolitan, several athletes heading to Pyeongchang for the Winter Games recite pick-up lines and give us a little peek at their well-toned bodies.

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If anyone else attempted these cheesy puns, they’d fail miserably. But there’s something about the all-American smolder (and abs) of these men that really sells it. Like out Olympian Gus Kenworthy, who deadpans, “I wanted the gold medal in Sochi, but I settled for silver because I want to make sure you come first.”

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Alpine skier Travis Ganong had a little trouble getting out of his bodysuit, but still offered to put the “O” in our Olympic experience. Speedskater Joey Mantia said something, too, but we’re not sure what—we got a little distracted as he dropped his pants.

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Watch the whole thing below.

Need more Olympic hotness? Check out our 2014 interview with New Zealand speed skater Blake Skjellerup, below.

Zachary Zane is a writer and activist whose work focuses on sexuality, culture, and academic research. He has contributed to The Washington Post, Rolling Stone, and The Advocate.
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