Saddle up!

Ready or not folks, "The A-List: Dallas" is stampeding your way. And hot on the heels of the reveal of cast member Taylor (the gay Republican with the twinkle in his eye and mischief to spare)earlier today, comes your first look at the boot-scooting antics of the full cast.

Yup, hold tight because here's the big, bodacious trailer and your first glimpse at Ashley, Chase, James, Phillip, the aforementioned Taylor and the cowboy-booted and broad-shouldered bravado of Levi.

Brace yourself for steers, beers, ladies who lunch, boys behaving badly, queens losing, and hair getting BLOWN OUT! There's enough splashy swagger (literally - watch!) to tide you over until the show premieres on October 3rd.

And after you watch, tell me you're not LIVING for the older blonde broad talking politics over lunch with Taylor. She is giving you serious legendary Dallas matriarch realness!!!

YEE. HAW.

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Here's a quick peek at the cast... And after the jump, more completely major stills for you to wrap your eyes around.

Who needs the Ewings, anyway?

OK, let's discuss...

As you know by now, Levi is the cowboy of the bunch. He also is launching his own underwear company called "Inch." For reals.

Speaking of underwear, Phillip is getting his rodeo look together. You like?

Levi is clearly enthusiastic about Phillip's chaps and abs combo. Heh.

OK... This woman is giving me everything I want from a Dallas matriarch-of-a-certain-age. The hair, the intensity, the red outfit, the VOICE that's a smokey blend of prairie-dust, tar and Neiman-Marcus... I'm in love.

And why is this man (Chase, to be precise) all aghast and mildly freaked out?

Maybe because he's watching a pair of his fellow A-List boys take an unplanned dip (while brawling) into the pool. BAM!!!

Ashley realizes that the importance of seriously turned-out hair canNOT be underestimated.

...And she seeks to impart that wisdom to her gay BFF Chase. Sharing is caring, after all!

And there ya have it...

We hope you've enjoyed this bit of fun with the cast of The A-List: Dallas. And we didn't even really get to feature big and frisky James... Oh, but more is coming soon. More is coming!