Watch: “The Tonight Show” Shares Hilarious Suggestions for “Straight Pride” Floats

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It’s a question asked every single year during Pride Month: “Why isn’t there a Pride parade for straight people?”


Reminding those people of Old Navy’s annual sale or that straight pride is celebrated 365 days of the year, is not really cutting it. So Wednesday night (June 27), Jimmy Fallon invited comedians Julio Torres and Patti Harrison to the The Tonight Show to brainstorm ideas for floats that could help non-LGBTQ people celebrate their heterosexuality during Pride Month.


Lamar Dawson is a pop culture junkie and pop diva addict living in Manhattan. Follow him on everything @dirrtykingofpop.