Dear Diary, It’s finally happened. We’ve found THE ONE. He’s tall, dark and handsome. He’s so smart, so nice, and so funny! He’s a journalist and a total babe—and we’re probably going to spend the rest of our lives together.

His name is Christian Zamora, and he’s really good at Instagram.

Yup. That’s him. He’s kind of perfect, right? We could scroll through his feed all day long. In fact, let’s do that right now! You won’t be disappointed. Promise.

First, let’s get it right out of the way. The shirtless shot. Swoon. You can’t see it, but we’re just out of frame with a sign that says, “Sunscreen: Free Applications.” He’s considering.

There’s just something irresistible about a dude who rocks a bowtie, you know? And don’t even get us started on those thick, luxurious eyebrows. You could get lost in there.

It’s not just that we think that Christian is our soulmate— we know. We have so much in common! We both stan for Britney Spears! How many gay guys can say that? (Don’t answer.)

Also, come on… A Simpsons geek? God must have spent a little more time on you, Zamo.

Marge Simpson herself couldn’t keep her hands off this man.

And who doesn't love a man who loves Drag Race?

Meet Val Dicktorian.

Maybe someday he’ll look at us the way he looks at Henry Cavill.

Brace yourselves for this. Not everyone can do silly and sexy at the same time, but Christian manages with some major glute gyrations. Gulp.

It’s hard to believe that anyone is slightly taller and a even a little bit more handsome than Nyle DiMarco, but here we are…

Did we mention that Christian is an incredible dancer? He is. Ask Meghan Trainor. She could barely keep up.

He’s really just so talented in so many ways.

Even animals are made slack-jawed and incoherent by his charms.

Oh Christian, please marry us. Marry us all. Is this photographic proof that you might be into polyamory?

Oh, Christian. We love you so much. Don’t stop being you. Don't stop taking adorable selfies on Instagram. XOXOXO