We're big fans of the Discipline Committee, who brought us "The Ira Glass Sex Tape" and "No Hetero." Now Julian Joslin, Brendan Alper, Mark Berger and their merry band skewer one of the most awkward elements of a first date: paying for dinner.

Rather than a simple transaction, determining who foots the bill has become a treacherous tango that can spoil an otherwise knockout evening. Should women assert their equality and cough up the Benjamins? Should men take "let me" as merely a symbolic gesture? And what the hell do gay couples do?!? It's enough to make you want to stay home alone and order from Seamless.

Below, absorb the deadpan hilarity that is the Ira Glass Sex Tape"