And...here we go! (Newsweek)
- Newsweek’s cover declares Barack Obama “The First Gay President,” with a story by Andrew Sullivan. We get the reference to Clinton’s “First black president” thing from the ’90s, and the attention-trolling (another cover line: “Are you ready to eat jellyfish?”). The ball is in your court again, Time.
- NBC picked up multi-network golden boy Ryan Murphy’s “The New Normal,” and the first promo art for the show is innnteresting.
- While you were so selfishly celebrating Mother’s Day, you probably forgot to notice that today was also Robert Pattinson’s 26th birthday. Isn’t it weird that he’s 4.5 years younger than Britney Spears? Anyway, here are some new candid photos of Robert messing with his phone like a normal person in England.
- Funny Kid Video 1, Because There Are Two Really Good Ones Going Around, Okay?: What we can only guess was a publicity stunt by Mensa (no, literally this time) goes terribly awry when “genius” toddler represents them on The Today Show by declaring over and over that she needs to poop. Literally! All of this is literal. Just watch.
- Funny Kid Video 2: Norwegian kid wakes up rocking out to Nirvana, is coolest kid on planet. This is going to be the next David After Dentist, only better, because this kid is cooler (via Will Leitch):
![While You Were Sleeping: Jason Bateman Holds Will Arnett's Hand, Johnny Depp Loves Barbie, And[...]](http://newnownext.mtvnimages.com/2013/05/will_arnett_jason_bateman_hold_hands.jpeg?width=140 "While You Were Sleeping: Jason Bateman Holds Will Arnett's Hand, Johnny Depp Loves Barbie, And[...]")
