* You know those annoying couples who have their weddings on 3-day weekends? According to the Daily Mail, Anderson Cooper and his longtime boyfriend Ben Maisani might do that this Labor Day, thus making it okay.
* Are you ready for Magic Mike 2? We are, and we already selected a cast that includes Sharon Needles.
* Did Emily Maynard get rejected by the guy she chose on The Bachelorette? Probably not, but if so we bet it wasn’t by Jef “Robyn Hair” Holms!
* The tabloids say Wills and Kate haven’t done it in four months, because Kate “doesn’t want to ruin her figure” with a pregnancy, despite the facts that it’s 2012, and also getting pregnant is sort of literally her (and his) job now.